when you die and go to heaven/hell this is what god/satan looks like.

you are staring at the face of god.
listen kids, I'm not sure how to put this "gently", but if you aren't holding a ridiculously cute bunny whilst sporting matching designer shades as you are reading this, your life sucks and you're a fucking loser. period. nothing tops this. nothing! THIS is the reason George and I have come down to your pathetic little planet. this is why we exist. everything else is bullshit.