Monday, April 13, 2009

yes, sweetie, I know. can't get enough... most of us do it in private, but it seems you have reached a level of spirituality that we all aspire to: not giving a flying fuck about resisting the urge to wear more than one pair of giant shades at the same time, in public. congratulations.

Saturday, April 11, 2009

when you die and go to heaven/hell this is what god/satan looks like.

Friday, April 10, 2009

OMG! this picture of me driving is SO amazing!

Thursday, April 9, 2009

because the best thing about this (besides the open shirt with crazy cool medallion) is that you know you RULE so hard when you crop the hot chick out of the photo because nothing even comes close to how fucking awesome you & your BITCHIN' GS's are.

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

I'm like " who invited all these douche bags?"yes, exactly... it's like c'mon, seriously people, show some respek!

Monday, April 6, 2009


oh dear god. this is amazing... is it the shades that make you look as if you've been huffing paint thinners all night? or where you huffing paint thinners all night? either way, this look is ALL kinds of hot!! you just won the Sexiest Face Whilst Wearing Giant Shades award... mazal tov!!

Sunday, April 5, 2009

you are staring at the face of god.
listen kids, I'm not sure how to put this "gently", but if you aren't holding a ridiculously cute bunny whilst sporting matching designer shades as you are reading this, your life sucks and you're a fucking loser. period. nothing tops this. nothing! THIS is the reason George and I have come down to your pathetic little planet. this is why we exist. everything else is bullshit.

Saturday, April 4, 2009

I bet you do.
office shades RULE, especially when there's an ultra hot dude lurking in the background!! this photo is so sexy in so many ways. You get the "degradation lenses of the month" award... awesome!

Friday, April 3, 2009

sunglasses in the office, what!?
one absolutely MUST wear shades if one expects to get any sort of work done whatsoever!

Thursday, April 2, 2009

smirky shades.
double extra points for the Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers shirt.
smiling your ass off & totally proud of yourself, as you should be, because you are wearing shades that are bigger than your entire face. you are beautiful and we HEART you and your heart-shaped GS's so much that we are proudly handing you the title of "GIANT-GIANT-SHADES QUEEN OF THE WORLD!!"
I'm miss america biaaaatch.

yes, you are.
coppin' total 'tude, even at a young ripe age. bless your heart.
tortoise-shelled leather-topped (tan) 80's Goliath's..... suck it!

you are Jesus, dude.